Jokes for the Day

Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!

Joke of the Day:

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

Wise Saying of the Day:

Have you ever noticed... Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Riddle of the Day:

How can you build pig pens so you can put nine pigs in four pens such that each pen has an odd number of pigs?

Tongue Twister of the Day:

If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?

Pun of the Day:

I tried to catch some Fog. I mist.

Siglet of the Moment:

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
Author: Helen Keller

Cartoon of the Day:

Cartoon of the Day

Andertoons Cartoon of the Day:

Andertoons Cartoon of the Day

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