Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.
The grass is always greener in someone else's yard.
Four men sat down to play. They played all night till break of day. They played for gold and not for fun. With separate scores for everyone. When they had come to square accounts. They all had made quite fair amounts. Can you the paradox explain. If no one lost, how all could gain?
Denise sees the fleece, Denise sees the fleas. At least Denise could sneeze and feed and freeze the fleas.
Let's just enjoy the time that's hours.
Perseverance is failing 19 times and succeeding the 20th.
Author: Julie Andrews
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