Jokes for the Day
Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!
Joke of the Day:
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
Wise Saying of the Day:
Through the blessing of the upright a city is exalted, but by the mouth of the wicked it is destroyed.
Riddle of the Day:
I start with the letter "e" and end with the letter "e" and I usually contain 1 letter BUT I am not the letter "e"!! What am I??
Tongue Twister of the Day:
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, But if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
Pun of the Day:
What do injured lemons need? Lemon-aid.
Siglet of the Moment:
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
Author: Helen Keller
Cartoon of the Day:
Andertoons Cartoon of the Day:
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