Jokes for the Day

Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!

Joke of the Day:

HUSBAND--"But you must admit that men have better judgment than women." WIFE--"Oh, yes--you married me, and I you."

Wise Saying of the Day:

Better to live in a desert than with a quarrelsome and nagging wife.

Riddle of the Day:

A farmer had nine sheep, and all but seven died. How many did he have left?

Tongue Twister of the Day:

There was a fisherman named Fisher who fished for some fish in a fissure. Till a fish with a grin, pulled the fisherman in. Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.

Pun of the Day:

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

Siglet of the Moment:

For a gallant spirit there can never be defeat.
Author: Wallis Simpson

Cartoon of the Day:

Cartoon of the Day

Andertoons Cartoon of the Day:

Andertoons Cartoon of the Day

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