Jokes for the Day
Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!
Joke of the Day:
Irrigation of the land with seawater desalinated by fusion power is ancient. It's called rain. -Michael McClary
Wise Saying of the Day:
Anxiety weighs down the heart, but a kind word cheers it up.
Riddle of the Day:
What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?
Tongue Twister of the Day:
How much dew does a dewdrop drop If dewdrops do drop dew? They do drop, they do As do dewdrops drop If dewdrops do drop dew.
Pun of the Day:
Endothermic reactions are so cool!
Siglet of the Moment:
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.
Author: John F. Kennedy
Cartoon of the Day:
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