Jokes for the Day

Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!

Joke of the Day:

I'd live life in the fast lane, but I am married to a speed bump.

Wise Saying of the Day:

Generally, you ain't learnin' nothing when your mouth's a-jawin'

Riddle of the Day:

Two people are talking on the phone long distance. One is in an East Coast state of the U.S., the other is in a West Coast state of the U.S. The first asks the other, "What time is it?" He hears the answer and says, "That's funny. It's the same time here!" Neither one of them were mistaken about the time. How is this possible?

Tongue Twister of the Day:

Now, if Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, The succesful thistle-sifter, Thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb, See that thou, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, Thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.

Pun of the Day:

Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?

Siglet of the Moment:

What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
Author: Ralph Marston

Cartoon of the Day:

Cartoon of the Day

Andertoons Cartoon of the Day:

Andertoons Cartoon of the Day

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