Jokes for the Day
Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!
Joke of the Day:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
Wise Saying of the Day:
The fly on the water buffalo's back thinks he is taller than the water buffalo
Riddle of the Day:
If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. What am I?
Tongue Twister of the Day:
Harry Horse loved to watch television. He loved the cartoons and the sitcoms. He watched the movies and listened intently to the talk shows as the sounds drifted through the open window in the kitchen...
Pun of the Day:
I'd tell you a joke about a cow but I always butcher it.
Siglet of the Moment:
Either you run the day or the day runs you.
Author: Jim Rohn
Cartoon of the Day:
Andertoons Cartoon of the Day:
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