Jokes for the Day

Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!

Joke of the Day:

A husband is someone who after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

Wise Saying of the Day:

Whoever shuts their ears to the cry of the poor will also cry out and not be answered.

Riddle of the Day:

How many outs in an inning of baseball?

Tongue Twister of the Day:

One Double Dozen Double Damask Dinner Napkins

Pun of the Day:

A fat pirate is a vast matey.

Siglet of the Moment:

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.
Author: Confucius

Cartoon of the Day:

Cartoon of the Day

Andertoons Cartoon of the Day:

Andertoons Cartoon of the Day

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