Jokes for the Day

Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!

Joke of the Day:

I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter!

Wise Saying of the Day:

"640K ought to be enough for anybody." (Bill Gates of Microsoft, 1981.)

Riddle of the Day:

I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?

Tongue Twister of the Day:

"Oh pooh," said Mrs. Polly Peters to her pet parrot Petey. "Where did I put that pen?" "Petey's pens," said Petey Peters, bobbing his green head up and down inside his cage...

Pun of the Day:

King Henry VIII was a real lady killer.

Siglet of the Moment:

What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
Author: Ralph Marston

Cartoon of the Day:

Cartoon of the Day

Andertoons Cartoon of the Day:

Andertoons Cartoon of the Day

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