Jokes for the Day

Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!

Joke of the Day:

Q: What does "varicose" mean? A: Nearby.

Wise Saying of the Day:

The dictionary is the only place that success comes before work.

Riddle of the Day:

Glittering points that downward thrust, Sparkling spears that never rust. What is it?

Tongue Twister of the Day:

My back black brake blocks are broken.

Pun of the Day:

Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine.

Siglet of the Moment:

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.
Author: Amy Sedaris

Cartoon of the Day:

Cartoon of the Day

Andertoons Cartoon of the Day:

Andertoons Cartoon of the Day

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