Jokes for the Day
Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!
Joke of the Day:
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Wise Saying of the Day:
Whoever loves a quarrel loves sin; whoever builds a high gate invites destruction.
Riddle of the Day:
I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I?
Tongue Twister of the Day:
Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold sheared sealskins to seasick sailors.
Pun of the Day:
Two frogs were asked if they were lying. They almost got away with it, but one croaked.
Siglet of the Moment:
Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward.
Author: Victor Kiam
Cartoon of the Day:
Andertoons Cartoon of the Day:
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