Jokes for the Day
Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!
Joke of the Day:
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Wise Saying of the Day:
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
Riddle of the Day:
Homophone Riddle: To encounter pepperoni
Tongue Twister of the Day:
We know its unorthodox, but we really love our lox, And better still we love to box, and gift-wrap too. Woodbox and workbox and toolbox and tinderbox Bobby Fox collects socks, so why don't you?
Pun of the Day:
Old carpenters never die, they just lumber around.
Siglet of the Moment:
Perseverance is failing 19 times and succeeding the 20th.
Author: Julie Andrews
Cartoon of the Day:
Andertoons Cartoon of the Day:
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