Jokes for the Day
Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!
Joke of the Day:
HUSBAND--"But you must admit that men have better judgment than women." WIFE--"Oh, yes--you married me, and I you."
Wise Saying of the Day:
Tears will get you sympathy. Sweat will get you results.
Riddle of the Day:
A farmer had nine sheep, and all but seven died. How many did he have left?
Tongue Twister of the Day:
Alex alligator arrived at Allison Arthur's apple farm in April, when the apple trees were covered with blossoms. "Whatever am I to do with an alligator?" Allison asked...
Pun of the Day:
I planned to find my watch today, but I didn't have the time.
Siglet of the Moment:
When deeds speak, words are nothing.
Author: Pierre-Joseph Proudhon
Cartoon of the Day:
Andertoons Cartoon of the Day:
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