Jokes for the Day
Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!
Joke of the Day:
What did the snail say while sitting on the turtle? WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Wise Saying of the Day:
Have you ever noticed... Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Riddle of the Day:
Paul is 20 years old in 1980, but only 15 years old in 1985. How is this possible?
Tongue Twister of the Day:
Shep Schwab shopped at Scott's Schnapps shop; One shot of Scott's Schnapps stopped Schwab's watch.
Pun of the Day:
The owner of the hair salon had to make cuts on his staff.
Siglet of the Moment:
We aim above the mark to hit the mark.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Cartoon of the Day:
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