Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!
I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter!
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." (Bill Gates of Microsoft, 1981.)
I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?
"Oh pooh," said Mrs. Polly Peters to her pet parrot Petey. "Where did I put that pen?" "Petey's pens," said Petey Peters, bobbing his green head up and down inside his cage...
King Henry VIII was a real lady killer.
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
Author: Ralph Marston
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