Jokes for the Day

Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!

Joke of the Day:

Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?

Wise Saying of the Day:

I'm not young enough to know everything

Riddle of the Day:

I am the shortest complete sentence in the English language. What am I?

Tongue Twister of the Day:

"Chick, chick, chick," called Carol Chory as she chucked corn onto the ground. Chickens popped out of the hen house and scurried into the yard. Charlie Chicken strutted to Carol Chory's side.

Pun of the Day:

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Siglet of the Moment:

Great minds like a think

Cartoon of the Day:

Cartoon of the Day

Andertoons Cartoon of the Day:

Andertoons Cartoon of the Day

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