Jokes for the Day
Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!
Joke of the Day:
"Suicide Hotline...please hold."
Wise Saying of the Day:
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who actually do."
Riddle of the Day:
A farmer had nine sheep, and all but seven died. How many did he have left?
Tongue Twister of the Day:
Six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas.
Pun of the Day:
If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
Siglet of the Moment:
Setting goals is the first step in turning the invisible into the visible.
Author: Tony Robbins
Cartoon of the Day:
Andertoons Cartoon of the Day:
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