Jokes for the Day
Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!
Joke of the Day:
Golf balls are like eggs ~ they're white. They're sold by the dozen ...and a week later you have to buy more.
Wise Saying of the Day:
The dictionary is the only place that success comes before work.
Riddle of the Day:
There are two double blanks. Fill in the blanks with the same pair of letters to complete an English word. For example, use the letter-pair ac in b__ckp__k to make the word backpack.
a _ _ a _ _ a
Tongue Twister of the Day:
How many cans can a cannibal nibble if a cannibal can nibble cans? As many cans as a cannibal can nibble if a cannibal can nibble cans.
Pun of the Day:
No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.
Siglet of the Moment:
Know or listen to those who know.
Author: Baltasar Gracian
Cartoon of the Day:
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