Jokes for the Day

Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!

Joke of the Day:

The highly efficient housewife bragged that she always rose early, and had every bed in the house made before anybody else in the house was up.

Wise Saying of the Day:

You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think.

Riddle of the Day:

A man is alone on an island with no food and no water, yet he does not fear for his life.

Tongue Twister of the Day:

Pete's pa pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen.

Pun of the Day:

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

Siglet of the Moment:

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
Author: Milton Berle

Cartoon of the Day:

Cartoon of the Day

Andertoons Cartoon of the Day:

Andertoons Cartoon of the Day

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