Jokes for the Day
Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!
Joke of the Day:
The optimist fell from the top story of a skyscraper. As he passed the fourth story, he was overheard muttering: "So far, so good!"
Wise Saying of the Day:
God gave you two ears and one mouth so you can listen twice as much as you talk
Riddle of the Day:
What's the largest amount of money you can have in change and still not have change for a dollar?
Tongue Twister of the Day:
Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter picky people pick.
Pun of the Day:
A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
Siglet of the Moment:
Setting goals is the first step in turning the invisible into the visible.
Author: Tony Robbins
Cartoon of the Day:
Andertoons Cartoon of the Day:
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