Jokes for the Day

Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!

Joke of the Day:

A bumper sticker for artists: "My other car is a bike, too."

Wise Saying of the Day:

"Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease" - Bill Maher

Riddle of the Day:

What is the only English word, with two synonyms that are antonyms of each other?

Tongue Twister of the Day:

One-one was a race horse. Two-two was one too. One-one won one race. Two-two won one too.

Pun of the Day:

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

Siglet of the Moment:

We know what we are, but know not what we may be.
Author: William Shakespeare

Cartoon of the Day:

Cartoon of the Day

Andertoons Cartoon of the Day:

Andertoons Cartoon of the Day

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