Jokes for the Day
Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!
Joke of the Day:
"Life is just one fool thing after another: love is just two fool things after each other."
Wise Saying of the Day:
"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up." - Phyllis Diller
Riddle of the Day:
Homophone Riddle: Window glass discomfort
Tongue Twister of the Day:
There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.
Pun of the Day:
People are choosing cremation over traditional burial. It shows that they are thinking out of the box.
Siglet of the Moment:
If you're going through hell, keep going.
Author: Winston Churchill
Cartoon of the Day:
Andertoons Cartoon of the Day:
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