Jokes for the Day
Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!
Joke of the Day:
Irrigation of the land with seawater desalinated by fusion power is ancient. It's called rain. -Michael McClary
Wise Saying of the Day:
You change your life by changing your heart.
Riddle of the Day:
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Now add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?
Tongue Twister of the Day:
A slimey snake slithered down the sandy sahara.
Pun of the Day:
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
Siglet of the Moment:
The measure of who we are is what we do with what we have.
Author: Vince Lombardi
Cartoon of the Day:
Andertoons Cartoon of the Day:
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