Jokes for the Day
Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!
Joke of the Day:
SICK DAYS We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
Wise Saying of the Day:
It is madness for sheep to talk peace with a wolf.
Riddle of the Day:
Name an English word of more than 2 letters that both begins and ends with the letters "he" in that order. There are two possible answers. "hehe" is not acceptable.
Tongue Twister of the Day:
Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.
Pun of the Day:
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
Siglet of the Moment:
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.
Author: Wayne Dyer
Cartoon of the Day:
Andertoons Cartoon of the Day:
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