Jokes for the Day

Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!

Joke of the Day:

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.

Wise Saying of the Day:

The grass is always greener in someone else's yard.

Riddle of the Day:

Four men sat down to play. They played all night till break of day. They played for gold and not for fun. With separate scores for everyone. When they had come to square accounts. They all had made quite fair amounts. Can you the paradox explain. If no one lost, how all could gain?

Tongue Twister of the Day:

Denise sees the fleece, Denise sees the fleas. At least Denise could sneeze and feed and freeze the fleas.

Pun of the Day:

Let's just enjoy the time that's hours.

Siglet of the Moment:

Perseverance is failing 19 times and succeeding the 20th.
Author: Julie Andrews

Cartoon of the Day:

Cartoon of the Day

Andertoons Cartoon of the Day:

Andertoons Cartoon of the Day

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