Jokes for the Day

Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!

Joke of the Day:

State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford. Obsolete: Any computer you already own.

Wise Saying of the Day:

If you put your nose to the grindstone, you'll get a flat face.

Riddle of the Day:

I am a box that holds keys without locks, yet my keys can unlock your deepest senses. What am I?

Tongue Twister of the Day:

Brenda was busy baking a batch of blueberry muffins in the kitchen of Butler's Bakery when the bell rang. "Be with you in a bit," Brenda called, brushing her blond braid over her shoulder.

Pun of the Day:

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

Siglet of the Moment:

The more we do, the more we can do.
Author: William Hazlitt

Cartoon of the Day:

Cartoon of the Day

Andertoons Cartoon of the Day:

Andertoons Cartoon of the Day

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