Jokes for the Day
Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!
Joke of the Day:
I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter!
Wise Saying of the Day:
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." (Bill Gates of Microsoft, 1981.)
Riddle of the Day:
I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?
Tongue Twister of the Day:
"Oh pooh," said Mrs. Polly Peters to her pet parrot Petey. "Where did I put that pen?" "Petey's pens," said Petey Peters, bobbing his green head up and down inside his cage...
Pun of the Day:
King Henry VIII was a real lady killer.
Siglet of the Moment:
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
Author: Ralph Marston
Cartoon of the Day:
Andertoons Cartoon of the Day:
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