Jokes for the Day

Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!

Joke of the Day:

I used to be a doctor, but I didn't have the patients.

Wise Saying of the Day:

If you argue with an idiot, after a while it is hard to tell who the real idiot is.

Riddle of the Day:

Homophone Riddle: Window glass discomfort

Tongue Twister of the Day:

Celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, ...

Pun of the Day:

No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.

Siglet of the Moment:

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.
Author: Amy Sedaris

Cartoon of the Day:

Cartoon of the Day

Andertoons Cartoon of the Day:

Andertoons Cartoon of the Day

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