Jokes for the Day

Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!

Joke of the Day:

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

Wise Saying of the Day:

To answer before listening- that is folly and shame.

Riddle of the Day:

A horse is tied to a 15 ft. rope and there is a bail of hay 25 ft. away from him. Yet the horse is able to eat from the bale of hay. How is this possible?

Tongue Twister of the Day:

Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold sheared sealskins to seasick sailors.

Pun of the Day:

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

Siglet of the Moment:

What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
Author: Ralph Marston

Cartoon of the Day:

Cartoon of the Day

Andertoons Cartoon of the Day:

Andertoons Cartoon of the Day

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