Jokes for the Day
Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!
Joke of the Day:
I may be fat, but you are ugly and I can lose weight.
Wise Saying of the Day:
Those who are kind benefit themselves, but the cruel bring ruin on themselves.
Riddle of the Day:
I am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven. I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth I am dissolved into air. What am I?
Tongue Twister of the Day:
Sweet sagacious Sally Sanders said she sure saw seven segregated seaplanes sailing swiftly southward Saturday.
Pun of the Day:
I was going to tell you a joke about infinity, but it didn't have an ending!
Siglet of the Moment:
We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone.
Author: Ronald Reagan
Cartoon of the Day:
Andertoons Cartoon of the Day:
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