Jokes for the Day
Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!
Joke of the Day:
"Dad, can you write in the dark?" "I think so. What is it you want me to write?" "Your name on this report card."
Wise Saying of the Day:
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -Socrates
Riddle of the Day:
A black dog stands in the middle of an intersection in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog, but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?
Tongue Twister of the Day:
On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.
Pun of the Day:
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
Siglet of the Moment:
Sport is something that is very inspirational for young people.
Author: Pele
Cartoon of the Day:
Andertoons Cartoon of the Day:
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