Jokes for the Day

Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!

Joke of the Day:

I took my car to my mechanic for a checkup. He told me that my battery needs a new car.

Wise Saying of the Day:

A good name is more desirable than great riches; to be esteemed is better than silver or gold.

Riddle of the Day:

Homophone Riddle: Assistance for an assistant

Tongue Twister of the Day:

Seventy seven benevolent elephants

Pun of the Day:

Pasteurize: Too far to see

Siglet of the Moment:

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
Author: Robert H. Schuller

Cartoon of the Day:

Cartoon of the Day

Andertoons Cartoon of the Day:

Andertoons Cartoon of the Day

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