Jokes for the Day
Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!
Joke of the Day:
"Mamma," complained little Elsie, "I don't feel very well." "That's too bad, dear," said mother sympathetically. "Where do you feel worst?" "In school, mamma."
Wise Saying of the Day:
A wife of noble character is her husband's crown, but a disgraceful wife is like decay in his bones.
Riddle of the Day:
A farmer had nine sheep, and all but seven died. How many did he have left?
Tongue Twister of the Day:
loyal royal lawyer
Pun of the Day:
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
Siglet of the Moment:
Never complain and never explain.
Author: Benjamin Disraeli
Cartoon of the Day:
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