Jokes for the Day
Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!
Joke of the Day:
Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: $90.00. Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.
Wise Saying of the Day:
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something
Riddle of the Day:
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Tongue Twister of the Day:
Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively.
Pun of the Day:
I chose my gastroenterologist based on gut feeling.
Siglet of the Moment:
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
Author: Milton Berle
Cartoon of the Day:
Andertoons Cartoon of the Day:
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