Jokes for the Day
Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!
Joke of the Day:
COMPUTER: A device designed to speed and automate errors.
Wise Saying of the Day:
You never test the depth of a river with both feet. -ancient African proverb
Riddle of the Day:
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agreed, thinking no matter what the man writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
Tongue Twister of the Day:
Esau Wood sawed wood. All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw. All the wood Wood saw, Esau sought to saw. One day Esau Wood's wood-saw would saw no wood. So Esau Wood sought a new wood-saw. The new wood-saw would saw wood. Oh, the wood Esau Wood would saw. Esau sought a saw that would saw wood as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau found a saw that would saw as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau Wood sawed wood.
Pun of the Day:
When milking a nervous goat, kid gloves should be used.
Siglet of the Moment:
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
Author: Robert H. Schuller
Cartoon of the Day:
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