Jokes for the Day
Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!
Joke of the Day:
A schoolteacher is a woman who used to think she liked small children.
Wise Saying of the Day:
Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend. --Martin Luther King, Jr.
Riddle of the Day:
What word belongs in place of the question mark? yyyy U R, yyyy U B, I C U R y y 4 ?
Tongue Twister of the Day:
Meter maid Mary married manly Matthew Marcus Mayo, a moody male mailman moving mostly metered mail.
Pun of the Day:
If your doctor is a quack, you have every right to duck him on the bill.
Siglet of the Moment:
Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star.
Author: W. Clement Stone
Cartoon of the Day:
Andertoons Cartoon of the Day:
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