Jokes for the Day

Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!

Joke of the Day:

George: "I proposed to that girl and would have married her if it hadn't been for something she said." Fred: "What did she say?" George: "No!"

Wise Saying of the Day:

The one who has knowledge uses words with restraint, and whoever has understanding is even-tempered.

Riddle of the Day:

I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?

Tongue Twister of the Day:

Tall Ted Thompson parked his traveling turtle tank on Tenth Street in front of Tonawanda Town Hall. Tall Ted's traveling Turtle Aquarium was a big attraction in Tonawanda. Timmie Torlish and his twin sister Trish ran to push their noses against the tanks windows to take a look at the turtles as Tall Ted walked up Tenth Street to talk to the mayor.

Pun of the Day:

I was thinking that hot air balloon operators don't make very good friends. Sure they can be uplifting at times, but in the end they always bring you down.

Siglet of the Moment:

A somebody was once a nobody who wanted to and did.
Author: John Burroughs

Cartoon of the Day:

Cartoon of the Day

Andertoons Cartoon of the Day:

Andertoons Cartoon of the Day

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