Jokes for the Day

Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!


Joke of the Day:

Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live.

Wise Saying of the Day:

A wife of noble character is her husband's crown, but a disgraceful wife is like decay in his bones.

Riddle of the Day:

There are two double blanks. Fill in the blanks with the same pair of letters to complete an English word. For example, use the letter-pair ac in b__ckp__k to make the word backpack.
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Tongue Twister of the Day:

Sister Suzie sewing shirts for soldiers Such skill as sewing shirts Our shy young sister Suzie shows Some soldiers send epistles Say they'd rather sleep in thistles Than the saucy, soft short shirts for soldiers Sister Suzie sews.

Pun of the Day:

I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

Siglet of the Moment:

We aim above the mark to hit the mark.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Cartoon of the Day:

Cartoon of the Day

Andertoons Cartoon of the Day:

Andertoons Cartoon of the Day


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