Jokes for the Day
Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!
Joke of the Day:
I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
Wise Saying of the Day:
Food gained by fraud tastes sweet, but one ends up with a mouth full of gravel.
Riddle of the Day:
Homophone Riddle: The entire cavity
Tongue Twister of the Day:
Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons -- Balancing them badly.
Pun of the Day:
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
Siglet of the Moment:
Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
Author: Alfred A. Montapert
Cartoon of the Day:
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