Jokes for the Day
Here are some jokes and cartoons to get your day off to a smiling start!
Joke of the Day:
A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write - and they won't let me talk!"
Wise Saying of the Day:
Children will soon forget your presents, they will always remember your presence. -Dr. Dobson
Riddle of the Day:
I purchased two different pieces of candy. Together they cost $1.10. One candy cost one dollar more than the other candy. What was the price of each piece of candy?
Tongue Twister of the Day:
Three Swedish switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches. Which Swedish switched witch watch which Swiss Swatch watch switch?
Pun of the Day:
The owner of the hair salon had to make cuts on his staff.
Siglet of the Moment:
Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you.
Cartoon of the Day:
Andertoons Cartoon of the Day:
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