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George:  "I proposed to that girl and would have married her if it
hadn't been for something she said."

Fred: "What did she say?"

George: "No!"

The one who has knowledge uses words with restraint, 
   and whoever has understanding is even-tempered. 

I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?

Tall Ted Thompson parked his traveling turtle tank on Tenth Street in front of Tonawanda Town Hall. Tall Ted's traveling Turtle Aquarium was a big attraction in Tonawanda. Timmie Torlish and his twin sister Trish ran to push their noses against the tanks windows to take a look at the turtles as Tall Ted walked up Tenth Street to talk to the mayor.

I was thinking that hot air balloon operators don't make very good friends. Sure they can be uplifting at times, but in the end they always bring you down.

A somebody was once a nobody who wanted to and did.
Author: John Burroughs