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"Dad, can you write in the dark?"
"I think so. What is it you want me to write?"
"Your name on this report card."

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. 
-Socrates 

A black dog stands in the middle of an intersection in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog, but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?

On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

Sport is something that is very inspirational for young people.
Author: Pele